VORINCLEX, VOICE OF HUNGER
VORINCLEX, LONG TIME NO TALK. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN? HOW'S THE IMPENDING STANDARD ROTATION TREATING YOU?

I ONLY BREAK THE FOURTH WALL FOR YOU, KIBLER.  YOU’RE JUST THAT AMAZING.

PERSONALLY, I HAD VERY LITTLE STAKE IN STANDARD.  COMMANDER HAS ESSENTIALLY ALWAYS BEEN MY HOME.

Your loud, heretical feelings of anger are likely feeding their enjoyment, brother. Soon they'll experience true perfection and learn the error of their ways!

SHUT UP, NORN!

THEY’RE WRONG.  ON THE INTERNET.

I WILL DEVOUR THEM!  THE WEAK CANNOT EXPERIENCE PERFECTION!  IT IS NOT THEIR PRIVELEGE!

Based on the votes, Karrthus could solidly beat you in a fight.

DEAR IDIOTS,

YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT IF YOU HONESTLY THINK THE METICULOUSLY ENGINEERED PHYREXIAN AGENT OF PERFECTION WOULD LOSE TO A RATHER LARGE DRAGON. THE THINGS I PREYED ON WOULD MAKE SHORT WORK OF HIM.

FLYING THINGS HARDLY LAST WHEN YOU CAN CONTROL THE ELEMENTS.  PROPER PREDATORS DON’T FLAP THEIR DISGUSTING WINGS AND LOUDLY ANNOUNCE THEIR PRESENCE.

THE TANGLE WAS THE FIRST PART OF “MIRRODIN” TO FALL.  MORONS LIKE YOU DON’T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND JUST WHAT THAT MEANS.

UPON COMPLEATION, YOUR DEATH WILL BE IMMINENT.

VOICE OF HUNGER!!! WHY YOU SHARE MONSTER-WORD WITH FOUR OTHERS!? YOU ARE BIGGEST MONSTER! OIL-CLANS SHOULD FOLLOW YOU!!

I LIKE YOU, CYCLOPS.

UNFORTUNATELY, THE OTHER PRAETORS HAVE THEIR OWN STRENGTHS…  I AM TOO FOCUSED ON MY OWN WORK TO ASSAULT THE OTHERS.

WE ALL CONTRIBUTE TO THE GREAT WORK!  EVENTUALLY, THE OTHERS WILL SEE MY WAY IS THE TRUTH.  UNTIL THEN, THEIR WEAK CONTINUE TO DIE!  SO IN THE END, MY METHODS ARE THE MOST TRUE.  PERFECTION IS NIGH.

You seem to have the belief that civilization is bad because it interferes with the natural process by which the strong crush and consume the weak. Good heavens! If civilization got in its head to do THAT I would be the first to reject it! Have you ever heard of a lil' system by the name of "capitalism?" Seems to work pretty well around here.

THE WEAK DESERVE TO DIE.

“CAPITALISM” IS A WAY OF SHIELDING THE IMPERFECT MASSES FROM THEIR RETRIBUTION.  THE ONLY WAY TO HARBOR TRUE PERFECTION IS THROUGH THE SYSTEMATIC ELIMINATION OF THE WEAKEST LINKS.

THE REASON YOU SAY IT WORKS WELL IS BECAUSE DESPITE YOUR INHERENT WEAKNESS, YOU SOMEHOW MANAGE TO SQUANDER POWER AND STAY ALIVE.

YOU POLLUTE THE GENE POOL WITH YOUR “VALUES”.  PHYREXIA WILL SHOW YOU THE WAY, HUMAN.

I know you're loud, but i'm what you sound like. I'm imagining you sound either like Lur from the planet Omacron Persei 8, or Morbo, Both are from a show called Futurama
Anonymous

MY VOICE IS THE VOICE OF HUNGER!  IT IS MANY.

MASCULINE, FEMININE, GRATING, AND LOUD.  THE VOICE OF HUNGER IS HEARD FROM EVERYONE!

THE VOICE OF VORINCLEX IS UNLIKE ANY YOU HAVE HEARD BEFORE, ANONYMOUS.

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Anonymous

SHUT UP!

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Anonymous

WHAT IS $?

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Anonymous

NO.

Why Vorniclex gotta have so many teeth? Urrraybody nos he is a stinky vegan!
Anonymous

I LOVE MEAT TOO MUCH TO BE A VEGAN.

BUT I PROBABLY DO STINK BY YOUR STUPID STANDARDS.

SO THANK YOU?