Impressive indeed...
AnonymousTHE TANGLE BREEDS PERFECTION.
IT IS ONLY NATURAL.
"You look like a rather good fit for a part of an army I can summon. Mighty and angry."
YOU LOOK LIKE A WORM WITH CLOTHES.
YOU THINK YOU HAVE CONTROL? PATHETIC.
Assuming that you understand that plane you are living is going to collapse into nothingness in not so long time, what are your factions TOP 10 to do things before the end of New Phyrexia?
AnonymousFAT CHANCE, GREYFACE. I’LL TELL YOU ANYWAY.
10. COLLECT THE REST OF THE UNCOMPLEATED:
THEIR BIOLOGICAL MATERIALS ARE STILL USEFUL. SOME OF EZURI’S “RESISTANCE” STILL MANAGE TO SURVIVE IN THE TREES OR HAVE ESCAPED FROM THE TANGLE.
SINCE THEY ARE LARGELY USELESS, THEY ARE A LOW PRIORITY.
9. PERFECT WEATHER MANIPULATION
WHAT BETTER WAY TO CRUSH THE INCOMPLEAT IN OUR NEXT PLANE? BEING ABLE TO DO THIS ANYWHERE WILL SPEED UP FUTURE CONQUESTS.
8. WEED OUT GITAXIAN PROBES IN TANGLE
THEY ARE OBNOXIOUS.
7. RETRIEVE SWORDS.
THE RESISTANCE STILL POSSESSES SOME OF THESE ARTIFACTS. WE SHOULD INCORPORATE THEM AS NATURAL WEAPONS.
MY BIRTHING PODS CAN MAKE THIS HAPPEN.
6. SPREAD ACROSS NEW PHYREXIA
AS SOON AS THE ECOSYSTEM IN THE TANGLE IS FULLY STABLE, WE WILL EXPAND.
MY PREDATORS WILL BECOME EVEN MORE PERFECT.
5. HARVEST THE PLANESWALKERS.
KOTH, ELSPETH, AND OUR FAVORITE FALSE MACHINE FATHER ARE SIMULTANEOUSLY GREAT THREATS WHILE HARBORING GREAT POTENTIAL. JUST LOOK AT GLISSA.
IF WE CAN REFINE THIS PROCESS, THE MULTIVERSE WILL BE COMPLEAT.
4. TWEAK OWN DESIGN
ELESH NORN IS THE ONLY PHYREXIAN COMBATANT THAT IS STRONGER THAN MYSELF. HOWEVER, IT IS A RESULT OF THE MANIPULATION OF HER “FLOCK” AND HOARDING HER RESOURCES.
MY DESIGN COULD SERVE AS A MUCH BETTER BENCHMARK FOR FUTURE GENERATIONS AND THE REFINING OF PHYREXIA.
3. ACQUIRE THRUN AND MELIRA.
MELIRA’S TAINT IS TROUBLING. IT CAN BE DESTROYED BY TWISTING OFF HER HEAD.
ATTEMPTS TO REPLICATE THE TROLLS HAVE FAILED. THRUN’S COMPONENTS WILL BE USEFUL IN THE PERFECTION OF THE TANGLE.
2. IMPROVE BROTHERS AND SISTERS.
NORN WANTS TO ASSIMILATE THE OTHERS, URABRASK ISOLATES HIMSELF, SHEOLDRED WOULD RATHER KILL THE OTHERS THAN CONTRIBUTE TO OUR CAUSE, AND GITAXIAS WASTES ENERGY ON MOSTLY USELESS RESEARCH. THEIR DESIGNS HAVE CONSIDERABLE UNTAPPED POTENTIAL.
1. ARBITRATE THE GROWTH OF THE TANGLE
THERE IS STILL ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT. OUR APEX PREDATORS OVERPOWER NORN’S SOLDIERS, GITAXIAS’S TRASH, SHEOLDRED’S CUTTHROATS AND URABRASK’S USELESS WORKERS WITH RELATIVE EASE, BUT NOTHING IN THE TANGLE GIVES EITHER ME OR GLISSA PAUSE.
EVOLUTION WILL FIX THIS.
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One thing I will say about nature: naturally occurring designs are often the most efficient for the job.
THEN WHY NOT TAKE A LESSON FROM THIS AND DITCH YOUR OVERLY-INTRICATE, INEFFICIENT GARBAGE?
REBLOG THIS AND I WILL TELL YOU WHY YOU ARE A WASTE OF FLESH AND HOW THIS CAN BE FIXED.
EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WORTHLESS SACKS.
COMPLEATED OR NOT.
I think I may have found a distant relative of yours. He keeps mentioning about Gruul and smashing things.
YOU KNOW WE ALL SPAWNED FROM A VAT TOGETHER, GITAXIAS. YOU’RE TRYING TO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT MY “IDIOCY” BUT THERE’S AN ISSUE IN THAT YOU SUCK.
I GUESS YOU WOULD NEED EYES TO SEE HOW STUPID THAT WAS!
Today (outside of the sparring match with Gerrard) is my dare-imposed ‘no sword day’!
I can graft a blade to your arm if you’d like. It is technically not a sword…
*ahem* Sounds like you might as well make her look like me.
If I did, my design would be more….precise than the one given to you by that overgrown brother of mine.
I am a mighty predator and hunter. I only respect you because you are a Praetor.
GLISSA IS PERFECT, GITAXIAS.
WAY BETTER THAN ANY OF THE JUNK TO COME OUT OF YOUR LABS.
Is it ok if I help Glissa find you food? I need something to do other than finding and making artifacts.
NO.
I DO NOT TRUST GETH’S TRASH.
I WOULD RATHER JUST EAT YOU, HONESTLY. THOUGH I WOULD RATHER NOT DULL MY TEETH ON SUCH SMALL PREY!
I PLAYED AGAINST YOU IN AN OMMNATH COMMANDER/EDH DECK. YOU WORK SCARILY WELL WITH THAT GUY. YOU GOOD FRIENDS WITH OMNATH, LOCUS OF MANA?
AnonymousWHAT’S AN OMNATH? IT SOUNDS LIKE SOME SORT OF LOCUS OF MANA!
I COULD USE THAT. FOR MULTIPLE THINGS.
