Why Vorniclex gotta have so many teeth? Urrraybody nos he is a stinky vegan!
AnonymousI LOVE MEAT TOO MUCH TO BE A VEGAN.
BUT I PROBABLY DO STINK BY YOUR STUPID STANDARDS.
SO THANK YOU?
Anonymous
hey loser fuk u i bet u put 200000 diks in ur mouf all day LOL
I HATE YOU.
AND ALL OF SHEOLDRED’S STUPID PETS THAT SHE CONVERTED FROM YOU.
still working on that anger problem i see dear brother....
SHUT BOTH OF YOUR MOUTHS! I DON’T CARE WHATEVER YOU’RE TRYING TO WHISPER AT ME!
AND IT’S NOT A PROBLEM BECAUSE IT DOESN’T GET ME INTO TROUBLE! I AM SUPREME! I AM THE APEX PREDATOR!
It appears we are both being pestered by a certain colorful equine. Any ideas on what to do?
THIS ISN’T NEW. THE TINY HORSE THINKS IT’S HILARIOUS.
YOU SHOULD KILL IT. KILL IT WITH TEMPTATION.
If you want to know what whipped cream is I'll send you a tubfull of it. Unfortunately a rubber chicken incident keeps me from sending any strawberries.
I DON’T WANT ANY CREAM AND I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID POULTRY PROBLEMS!
Heard that you tried to eat the throne oh the Father of Machines after Karn left. Is there any truth to that rumor? If it would help I could coat it in whiped cream and strawberries first.
AnonymousTHERE IS NO TRUTH TO THAT RUMOR.
THAT DOESN’T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE. JUST BECAUSE I CAN EAT ANYTHING DOESN’T MEAN I WILL.
YOU CAN PROBABLY URINATE ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW BUT YOU’RE NOT. HEY MORON, I’M NOT THIS EXTREME OMNIVORE THAT WILL SHOVE ANYTHING IN MY MOUTH JUST BECAUSE I CAN.
ALSO WHAT IN PHYREXIA IS “WHIPED CREAM” AND STRAWBERRIES?
I met someone from a place called Innistrad the other day, and they were telling me stuff about the creatures there. Do we have any werewolves in the tangle? o/\/\ O they're like these half human, half wild dog kinda thingies.
NO WE DON’T.
HUMANS ARE USELESS.
